its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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