so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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