Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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