My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Randomize
