I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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