Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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