A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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