words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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