singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
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