hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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