I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Randomize
