It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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