You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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