weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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