just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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