You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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