Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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