can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
Do you still have your period?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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