Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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