we're blogging at a bar
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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