No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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