Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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