You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
it glows. i had to have it.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Randomize
