I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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