Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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