okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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