id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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