wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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