I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize