I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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