I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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