I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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