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I didn't shave. On purpose
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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