So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
