So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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