evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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