i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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