if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Randomize