I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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