What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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