i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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