eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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