Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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