I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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