You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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