He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
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