just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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