Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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