It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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