Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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