i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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