But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
He better not be in your backpack
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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