I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
and she was petting her beer can
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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