so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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