I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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