Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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